Luisa, is a short dark haired sultry girl Very perky natural Bs. Smokes like a chimney though.

Roger: Luomo - Marianna is another - Black curly hair, real passionate babe

Excerpt from my trip report: "Dartagnan Finally Falls in Love"

My first girl at L'uomo was named Michelle. At about 6 feet tall, she was the Amazon I did of the trip. I was initially checking out StayAwayJoe's choice, Duda, but she approached him first. Michelle was the next best thing, and I was up for a little variety (lots of petite girls in two consecutive trips to Thailand) so we ended hooking up. Despite the affection I was receiving from my attentive Amazon, it was difficult at times to keep my eyes off of Duda's perfect legs which were draped across SAJ's lap and gently brushing against mine. This memory would bring me back to L'uomo on my last day. L'uomo was the last stop on a terma run Dood and I had undertaken. I was thinking about Duda when I returned, but came in planning on doing a different girl to spread the wealth. An attractive Amazon approached me soon after I entered, but I was looking for the best lookers on that last day and I turned her down. That didn't stop her from kissing me, though. She was rather insistent even though I wasn't going to take her. So I obliged, of course. The rest of the talent was pretty slim except for Duda, however, she hadn't done her makeup as well this night and wasn't quite the 9 I remembered. Our session didn't go too smoothly, so I ended up doing another Amazon who ended up being the sister of the first Amazon here. That session was pretty wild as she was very agressive and practically raped me. After our session, she would keep coming back to me to kiss me. I also met the girl pictured in Dood's 6/26/02 L'uomo 1&2 photos. I forget her name, but apparently she's very popular. She also insisted that I kiss her, so I did.

there were about 20 garotas and 5 were doable. i did amanda and larisa in the 3hours we were there. amanda was extremely fun. she named me safado K. larisa was a marilyn monroe looked alike. great tits and ass.

anyone know Bia's schedule...

I bet Camilla could find out for you! Since they both work at Luomo

HAHAHA

BT

Don't know her schedule, but she was there last night.

HC1

BT..good one but can I use you as bait for this :-))

Camilla Bait? That sounds like very dangerous work. I hope that I am up to the challenge. If things don't work out, then I can always go with Bia, because I hate it when you two fight.

BT

If it were to come down to a contest between Camilla and Bia, I'm afraid that Bia would have to win out. Camilla is white hot but Bia is the best. Of course I wouldn't want Camilla to hear me say that.

Artist,

I haven´t tried Bia yet, but I´ll give her a go and try to post a comparison.

HC1

I tried Bia a few weeks ago and was not impressed. She had to take a mid-session bathroom run and I felt rushed after that. I have not tried Camilla yet, mostly because of the English. I get turned off by girls who speak English. However, Camilla is one of the coolest girls I have met down there.

Artist...you I am afraid are busted because remember that Bill from Chicago is emailing her everything we write about her all the time...she is currently quite mad at me because of this recent chatter..but this is what the board is about...

Back to Bia...let you know in 3 weeks on the comparison debate...

hey layne,

i met that guy bill. he said he was taking her back to chicago. i know a good friend of camillas that said she was playing both of you. wouldnt put much into it.

The friend is probably right...but she turned down the offer (her Visa) I made her in July and went to Germany for the second time...cant say what bill offered her...she never told me...the guy in Germany outbid us all but he did not spend enough time with her so she became unhappy...

Layne87, my buddy, my pal. Is what the artist saying true? I have never seen Bia myself and I don't believe there are any pictures on this board of her.

I might have to reserve judgement before deciding to be Camilla bait.....

Life in Rio sure is tough.

BT

BT,

I'll head to Luomo tonight to do a little research for you.

HC1

nahhhhh..you know the widow is #1...listen to all the guys here who have fallen victim ....lets stay on track my buddy, my pal....of course with the 50 hombres off this board in Rio at the same time we will all be sharing one anothers seconds...get in line boys...looks like I may have to fly in wife #1 again just to have a steady....

its all been said..there are maybe 5 new girls in here from my last time....BIA looks awesome...some of the guys were waiting on her for 2 hours and they left..not 10 minutes later she arrives and another hombre walks in same time just to have a drink...what a score..the others didnt believe us until the panties she gave him were displayed later that night..let him tell that story...

Dear Layne;
L'uomo first night? Thought you were cured? lol. Hope you have a good time! and thanks for ‘reporting’. Take care and ‘rock on’. Habana

Layne,

Same thing happened to me with Bia. She's not there all week, then on my last night right before hitting the airport, I run into her coming out of the garota lockers and I grabbed her. Bia is great and you should try her, but Camilla as 2d place ain't bad either. Come to think of it, I'd be willing to settle for ANY garota right about now.

HC1

What is Bia schedule? Does she come to work early? Is she that good looking?

Athos,

According to managment 2 weeks ago, Bia is off Tuesdays, on every other night. She's wild. Highly recommended.

HC1

And yes, she's gorgeous...imagine a hot blonde russian cutie, pretty small and petite with a very innocent schoolgirl look about her, with a pure brazilian bunda...it's really an ideal package...look at the pics hombrecito took last trip, she's twice as pretty in real life, and I think the pics are great...

I went to L´uomo tonight and i was so happy. girls are gorgeous and w/great bodies. arrived around 7 pm, after changing went into the main bar and watched one girl do her dance number, ended up picking this "loira", about 5´8"/9", amazon body to died for. don´t remenber her name, but, i asked her if she works every day and she said yes. had a 40´minutes session and was a pleasure this woman, no hurry and probably will go back this Sunday, ´cause its the terma´s anniversary. total bill was R$ 164=. this town is making a believer out of me, that,s for sure.///

Athos, Bia's hot in looks and in the sack. She took charge during the 3some. She's one wild spicy little spinnner.

Marcopolo, yep it's L'uomo 20th anniversary. I wish I can make the invi from that funny lady at the front desk. I think HC1 mentioned it's the 2nd terma that was open after Aeropuerto.

Athos,

Didn't see your other questions on Bia. I don't know when she gets to work. In my photos you can she some of her face. She's younger looking, I found her to be very attractive. Tits are a little small, B-cup maybe. Ass/legs are very nice. Pink pussy which I didn't see in Rio-she may be Italian ethnically. I think she's one of those types that really likes sex and she fucked my brains out. Probably one of my top 5 sessions in Rio (and all time).

Rexxx,

I agree on the pics. Problem was she really doesn't allow them and I had to struggle to get the ones I did. She's cuter in the face than my pics suggest and she's smaller too. I really wish I could have gotten a full spread of her.

Sakebomb,

We doubled up on ANOTHER one? We're going to have to meet up and make some Terma runs together so we can do some different garotas.

Marcopolo,

My first visit with Camilla the bill was 150 R. That was $50 then and would be $43 today. We could debate what pussy is worth forever, but for those of us on the board who have seen and experienced Camilla, $50 seems like a crime. It's probably the best value I've ever had.

HC1

I just returned from Rio today and do I have the Rio Blues already. Here I am sitting at this shitty computer and dreaming of BIA while all my Bastard buddies are probably doing her and the girls at 4 x 4. Don Gringo you better keep your hands off of my wife BIA. What friends you make in Rio, DG doing my BIA, UW doing my second wife ELENI, Rio Don wanting my third wife Taisa, and GCL doing all the other ones and I mean all of them. Oh yeah I forgot my buddy CortaGringo with that 10" tongue putting all these girls on Workers Comp. Layne I intentionally didn't do Camilla (my sister) because if I did it would have ruined your trip. "Hemp was there" All I can say about BIA is those photo's don't do her justice. She is more beautiful in person and the sex was probably the hottest I ever had in my life. Oh I forgot I got 5 really hot photo's of her that I won't share with no one. Hemp

Come on now Hemp. You've got to share some of the photos of Bia or nobody will believe you.

HC1

Hombrecito - Don Gringo called me A Bastard the whole time we were together. I won't share anything with that Bastard. But since you did such an excellent job on your trip I will share with you only. send me your email and I'll forward them to you. I took about 80 photo's and have only 5 of BIA. I hope that Bastard DG kisses her a lot since I left a pretty good load you know where. send me your email address to bhempen@excite.com - Hemp (By the way your statue is on a mountain top overlooking Rio. You did the best job reporting as we we're all talking about it when I was there. Hemp

Well guys Cameila maybe the Black widow, but that little Bia can spin a web of her own. Yes, I did score with her, after all the other Hombre´s had given up on her showing up for the evening. WOW!!!! After our first session I had become, according to her, a husband and yes to seal the deal she gave me her panties.

Cortogringo you are truly a BASTARD also. You know BIA is my wife and you went and did her anyway.
She is truly one of the most beautiful and hottest girls I have ever been with. For all the rest of you guys heading to Rio BIA is really ugly, on a one to ten she is about a 2 so PLEASE leave her alone. She wants me only. OK Hemp

yes finally I got to the little blonde babe BIA...damn....big time fun...it was worth every knock on the cabina door and every lighted match thrown at me afterwards...

Hemp,

OK, I believe you and I agree Bia's looks have gone way downhill the last 2 weeks and everybody should avoid her. Glad you noticed the statue too...

HC1

Thanks a lot Layne you knew how I felt about her. I thought we were friends? Well I guess the only 2 class guys left that didn't do my BIA was Bluestraveler and UWPhoto. Thank you guys for respecting my feelings. I knew I could trust you two guys?????????? Hemp

Lane. Do you finally have a new wife?

Hemp,

I want you to know that I have resisted all temptation and stayed clear of Camilla and Bia at Luomo. I found the most fantastic little spinner at Luomo named Rio named Patricia. She is quite attractive but she is so damn funny. I am laughing all the time.

I am on a no-repeat quest this time, so I will have all new video of garotas that NOONE has been with (except me).

Of course, Patricia puts a damper on things. She is in my apartment now.

Ciao,

BT

BT,
Come on Bia is going to be off all week for tests at school. What am I going to do if you keep cockblocking Patricia. Layne is too nice a guy for you to be treating him that way also. I just can´t imagine you falling.

Canon--yes I do but not BIA ..she lasts about one minute when she comes out of the cabine...seriously fastest hooks in Rio for this little girl.. my new wife is Patricia but bluestraveler doesnt know it yet...truely a fun girl..I had more fun with her last night and I havent been with her yet!!! BT is C... blocking me from her in the terma and outside...seriously this one has been a hidden treasure somewhere...BT will have to give up his whole trip to keep me from this one..come on BT come out of your apt...

Hemp- sorry hemp..should have picked a less popular girl like the widow..Bia has taken over the queen chair here...I will say hi to your other wife today at 4x4..make ya feel better??

Just got back from Rio Sul shopping with the lovely Patricia. She has gone to work at Luomo and she only works Sunday through Wednesday.

Patricia is probably 5'1" 110 pounds. At one point at Help, she pretends to eat some power pills (she is into play acting) walks over and picks Layne up off the ground. Layne is 6'5" 250. I have never laughed so hard my entire life.

Here's another scoop. I realized sometime very late last night, that Patricia and I already knew each other. I met her in May at Rio Antigo and I have already put up a video of her. She has dyed her hair blonde and it really does look terrific. The video that I took of her this morning belongs in Playboy.

Anyways, I have no plans with her until Thursday, so have at it.

BT

this is the Luomo thread ..there is a non girl thread I am sure else where guys..

Thanks BT for the handoff...she was sweet...sorry to inform you tho..she is working the rest of the week.(time to dig into the pockets my friend)..so if you dont mind I would like one or two more times...:-))

Thanks for the info on Customs. I now know what to expect. It's essential to know. I would hate to have a great time in Rio, then on my way out I get the business from Customs. As far as a Luomo thread, L87 is right, but any additional info is always helpful.

Sorry about putting other stuff in this thread guys.

Topics crossing over into others is inevitable, so I'm cool with it, but since some of that info was really good, I moved it over to South America: Brazil: Advice/Questions/Commentary: Tourist Visas where it could be more easily found.

If anyone sees posts or topics that should be moved for better organization and/or ease of finding the information, feel free to email me at hombre@clubhombre.com. I do lots of other tasks so I'm sure I often miss posts which would work better elsewhere.

I guess I was confused. Every time I go to Luomos they ask me for a passport - I thought I was on my way to the airport.

And besides that there really is no discussion going on in any of these threads (outside of the Beavis & Butthead conversation that apparently is very important to many our members). The only place anyone posts anything related to Rio is the stud of the week post so if someone decides to post something in a random thread it makes as much sense as any thread.

It is not surprising to me (based on the normal juvenile posts) that a child molester would crawl into our midsts and think that he is at home. A 13 year old beating out to a Penthouse magazine makes more articulate commments that many that have been made here recently.

Layne - I know that I just need to cool out (and loosen up) but a board is not going to have any intelligent conversations with the stupid level of discussion of that is going at at moment. I'm sorry that I have such a bad sense of humor but the thing that I'm really sorry about is that I bothered to start this rio thread.

I can show don how to set up a "Fuck my wife yahoo discussion group" if that helps.

Feel free to flame me or send PM to youngtom.

YT- not necessary..wont bring the board down with flaming..my sarcasm on the cross talk was again misunderstood...of course it will happen as I do it all the time...

Good luck in BH Layne! A like your comments!

YT,

You are one of most experience Rio posters on the entire board, and without all of your experience and contributions many of us would have never gone down to Rio. You are right that the information is critical to the success of the board, getting new members, and just having more cool guys to hang out with in Rio.

I also think that if we mix up the information with the locker room talk, that the it makes the information more difficult to sift through. If we are not careful, then Hombre will become a mumbo jumbo mess like WSA. This is my biggest pet peeve about WSA.

But all of that said, I think you missing something. I sense more of it in Rio than Costa Rica, and that is the BROTHERHOOD. Not only do I really enjoy meeting some of the most beautiful women in the world, I have also found that I enjoy shooting the shit with like minded mongers. Whether that is the latest terma run, or politics, restaurajnts, computers, from my perspective it is all GOOD.

So basically, let's try to remove some of the emotion from this situation and find a solution that works for EVERYONE.

BT