By Scatmandoo on Friday, January 31, 2014 - 09:40 am: Edit |
I made a reservation for a Tuesday night Jacuzzi room (CH Link), which cost more than it did just two weeks earlier! But no biggie, since the room was half price thanks to the HK VIP card. Traffic into TJ was all fucked up, so I didn't arrive until 5:30PM. The clerk said all the Jacuzzi rooms were taken. I talked with him about the value of my reservation with a conversation similar to an old Seinfeld episode. He said they had a "Junior suite" available that had a jacuzzi, since the occupant of "my reserved room" had decided to stay an extra day (probably his standard excuse for not honoring a valid reservation). I asked to see this Jr. Suite, so he walked me up to room 219, that would have overlooked the alley if it had an exterior window (which it didn't). I've had a lot of fun in half-priced master suites the last month, so I begrudgingly accepted this super cramped room. (they basically squeezed a small jacuzzi into a single-sized room). I probably should have upgraged to a master suite, but MS's had the biggest increase to their rack rate (it went from $90 weekdays to $110)
This closet-sized jacuzzi room was 819 pesos (which included two 120p deposits for the room key and TV remote). At a 12X1 exchange rate, it should have been 39 pesos less ($45), so I guess he used a different odd exchange rate. But I wasn't going to bother with the clerk over this since even this was a decent cost. I will upload the pictures I took of this cramped room #219 with its tiny shower (compared to all other Cascades showers I had in all different types of rooms there).
I unpacked and headed downstairs for my first victim. Edith was in front of the Eduardo, so I brought her in for my 40th-or-so session with her. I liked that I could waive her in right from the (then) empty Cascades lobby, so the other Cascades paraditas did not see me take her in. After her sucking and our fucking was over, I offered her some time in the jacuzzi alone, if she wanted it, but she declined because it would make her too cold when she returned to the chilled night air. But she said that she might take my offer if I took her in again tomorrow morning or afternoon when it would be warmer outside.
This is my second session with Edith since she had her baby boy, the body is different, but still very fine!! Ahhh-deet charges me 300p for full service, everything covered. I asked for BBBJ when I was doing her for around our 20th session, but she firmly said no. I got another no at our 30th-or-so session, so little point in my ever asking her again, despite a good friend of mine telling me that she will for some guys. There's your challenge Amigos!
Funny story: A mongering buddy, JTULL2, who has since retired from sessioning chicas introduced me to her (in 2006 or 2007) during a day that he was out to prove to the board that even I (a poster child for Gringoness) could get 100 pesos sessions. Tully said her name was Ellie. I took in three different chicas for that 100p rate, but not Edith. Edith countered with 150p when I made my 100p offer, so I declined like a fucking idiot, since we were on a mission for 100p tail for me that day. I didn't get around to fucking her for 3 or 4 years, and by then she cost more.
During mid-evening Tuesday I ran into Elizabeth and her amiga in front of the Adelitas clothing store. The three of us walked to my car since I brought her a bicycle lock for the bike she gave her son for Christmas. Liz tells me that she just got back from a 4-hour grilling at the police department because her boyfriend was shot and killed a little more than a week earlier. I ask "killed by the policia?" and she says no, probably someone else, but she wasn't sure who. She's pissed off by the policia grilling, but mostly very very sad at her loss. She tells me that they were together for six years. She asked me if I knew what he did, and I told her I didn't even know who the hell he was (true), but my guess was that he sold druggas. She neither confirmed or denied my guess.
I arranged for a date with her in an hour and also gave her a 2-litre bottle of Hawaiian Punch (her kids love HP and Milano cookies). I always pay Elizabeth 300p+p for very full service. In the room, Liz liked the jacuzzi and we positioned ourselves in this barely bath-tub sized oval jacuzzi. Our heads and shoulders were at opposite ends with our nasty parts touching. She handpumps me erect in 30 seconds and then tries to insert my cock in her. I laugh and tell her that water is a shitty lubricant. That doesn't deter her from trying insertion a few more times until I repeat my comment. I reach for the jacuzziside bottle of astroglide and we finally go at it in doggie with our special parts gliding just above the waterline. Eventually Liz and I move to the clean sheet I had previously placed over the bed with even drying-off. We fuck a very long time and completely air-dry ourselves long before my letche arrives in her biblical place. She leaves with her dinero and a bag of goodies for the kids. I make plans with her for a second date at 2AM, but she was a no-show (typical for her).
At 3:30 AM I am in HK looking around and lightly tipping the dancers. Eventually I zero in on a very attractive flaca that was hugging the first pole closest to the Coahuilla entrance. I fed her around $10 (which includes a pair of $2 bills over a time span of 3 or 4 songs). She never asks me to buy a fischa, which I like. Her stage name is Andrea and I politely confirm she goes arriba. She comes off the stage and takes two steps towards the Coahuila exit, then stops and asks "dinero?". I offer her 500p and immediately change that to 600p when she make a very ugly face and me. And she says "twice".
I ask "una mil?" and she says Si. I lean into her ear and softly say "por una mil, fuckie con condom, but suckie sin condom". She declines and we part company amicably. I go upstairs for a solo jacuzzi and nearly fall asleep in the relaxing jets. Since she turned down my offers at around 4AM on Wednesday morning in a nearly empty HK, she likely made no mas dinero for the rest of her shift. At that time there were maybe 15 to 20 chicas in the only open section of HK, and even fewer hombres.
I awoke at 11 AM and walked down and plucked gorda Sandra from the Cascades lobby. She's the only gorda in my lineup. I pay her 200p+p in a S/T room for F/S, or 300p+p if she travels to my hotel room. I gave Sandra the same post-coitus offer of the use of the jacuzzi, and she accepted. She enjoyed the jacuzzi while I did my hydrogen peroxide treatment in that tiny shower while we blew kisses at each other through the glass.
So during the first day of my trip I spoke to Marianna de Acapulco at her post at the bottom of the Hotel Irma. She confirmed that she would be working the next day. So on Wednesday afternoon I checked-out from the Cascades Jr. Suite and checked into the Hotel Irma (CH Link). The overnight Irma rooms there are funky, but workable. They charge 200p and will assess 50p joiner fees after the first chica. Usually I will take Marianna up to my room three times during her shift, which typically ends around 9 or 10PM on weekdays, and I will not be assessed any joiner fees until I have my fourth session with a different chica that I might run up to my Irma room after Marianna ends her shift. I have only been fucking Marianna for about a year, and I very much like the sessions. I don't know if she greatly appreciated the regalo I gave her, or just that I repeated with her, or maybe a mistake on her part, but during our second or third session she automatically upgraded the cbj into a bbbj. We've been running with that ever since on our 200 pesos full service sessions. I've enjoyed her body and talents more than 20 times in the past year. All were 20 minute sessions until this trip.
On prior trips I asked Marianna if she would go with me to my room at the Leyva (CH Link). She said the Leyva was far & it would cost more, so I've never taken her there. The sessions with her have been great, and she showed a lot of potential, so I had plans for more, namely DATY, which I rarely perform in LZ. Among the many lessons I received from my amigo Tully, was his insistence that when he DATY's street girls, it is only done if she is taken in at the very beginning of her shift. (not foolproof, but a good idea). So when Marianna arrived at work around 2PM, I immediately invited her to mi cuartos. In my room I ask her if a full hour for 500 pesos was OK. Marianna countered by requesting 600p.
Now I should have declined the 600p request and simply gone with our standard 200p for 20 minutes. And then waited days or weeks until she had a slow day and was desperate for more than 200p from the SMD ATM. But I had my mind set on eating her out, and her desperation for 500p at some future time would unlikely occur at the beginning of her shift, so I agreed to pay her the 600p. Marianna immediately began writing a text on her cellphone (probably to tell her padrote that the fat gringo was going to go longer then 20 minutes). She gave no resistance to me eating her out. She also didn't seem to get very aroused by it. Her clitoris swelled, but she made very little movement or sounds during DATY. I was concern enough to ask her if all was bueno-She said Si. After around 15 minutes of DaTY, we moved to 69, then a few other positions before I requested the HJ finish 47 minutes into the session. Marianna has good hands.
I repeated with Marianna in my Irma room at 7 PM for a 20 minute 200p+p session. But earlier, at around 5PM, I ran into Elizabeth (again in front of the Adelitas clothing store). Liz was sharing a container of french fries with her daughter. She apologizes for not keeping her appointment with me the night before and sends her daughter off with the french fries. I ask her if she is still hungry, because I was ready to eat an early dinner and would be happy to buy her dinner. Liz accepts, and we stroll over to the Argentinian hole-in-the-wall restaurant on Coahuila Ave. directly across the street from Las Chevalas (called Viejo Lobo). I ask her what she wants from the restaurant's menu, and she asks me what I am getting. I tell her that I was going have the tuna salad, she then selects the chicken salad. (Liz did this exact same thing the two other times I took her to this place, she got a steak when I ordered steak and had a salad the other time once she knew I was having a salad). During our meal I tell Liz that I've already scheduled a 7PM date with another chica. I tell her that "while I would much rather cancel and take you in at 7, that would be poor form. Besides I really should keep my date since this other chica KEEPS her appointments." Elizabeth understood and was happy when I then suggested we meet up at 11PM for our next sex romp. When we were finishing our salads, her son speeds on past us and the restaurant, riding his bicycle on the sidewalk. Elizabeth shouts for him to wheel on back to her. I was amazed, he was actually wearing a kid's bicycle helmet !
I ask Elizabeth if I can get her son something to eat. He hops off his bike and reaches up to the menu on the wall pointing to one of the specialty 50p hamburgers. Elizabeth grabs his hand and moves it higher up the menu to the 11 peso empanadas. I order two empanadas for him. Elizabeth talks to him softly and then he turns to me and thanks me for the bicycle lock in english, which he rarely speaks. He then shows me that he can operate its combination lock. He and his mom leave when the bagged-up empanadas arrive and I head off to HK to get my free beer and parking reimbursement. While I'm in the bar, I text my quasi-wingman that I just sat Shiva with Elizabeth and her son.
As I'm walking in the alley I stop and talk to an old time SG monger I've known for about 8 years. Tully first introduced to this big hairy dude way back in year 2005 or 2006. Tully was always impressed with this dude's sharp negotiating skills when dealing with the paraditas. Tully explained a bunch of this dude's techniques, but we always thought his best one was when he would tell some street girl that he wanted a session before he left for the border, but that he was nearly out of money. This big lumbering dude would reach into his pockets and show the chica his "last remaining" pesos. With his other money hidden, he would show the SG 90 pesos in currency and a small amount of peso coins. Tully said he would just crack up when this big hulking monger would report back that he took in this mid-level SG for some odd amount, like 129 pesos, which included the room fee!
Elizabeth was only about 15 minutes late for our 11PM rendeavous, which is pretty good for her. Liz and I have an understanding that I will only wait 30 minutes after our scheduled time with her before I move on to instead fuck a replacement date. This was a rare instance when I actually wanted her to be late, because Marianna was working unusually late, and was still at her Irma post past 11 O'clock. If I am staying at a favorita's hotel, I try not to take other chicas up in front of the favorita during her shift. If I have a bullet in the chamber, I try to shoot it into the favorita's Panocha during her shift. But with Marianna working late, and an 11PM date with Elizabeth, my regular plan was in jeopardy, and worlds might collide. To stall for time, I asked Liz to show me how these stupid arcade games she likes worked. This wasted about 20 minutes, but as Liz and I approached the Irma, there was Marianna still standing at the Irma entrance. I took Elizabeth right up the stairs, like it was no big deal, as Marianna stopped looking at me and instead looked away into the distance.
I enjoyed the usual fine uncovered session with Liz. Before we started fucking I showed her the text I sent to my quasi-wingman and explained to her what "sitting Shiva" meant. The goodie bags for the kids were extra heavy (fruit juices from Soriana and another two-liter bottle of Hawaiian Punch) so I walked her home. Elizabeth lives with her kids a couple of blocks from the hotel Irma. We agreed that I would text her around 3AM or so when I would next want her mouth & pussy again. I did send her a text at 3:30AM, but Ellizabeth never replied nor stopped by the Irma again on Thursday morning.
While I was in Nikkis on Primara (1st street), I noticed the hotel room promotion offering a plush room for 8 hours for 200 pesos. I thought this would work out well for me, since the Irma has a noon checkout, and Nikkis would give me a good plush base of operations for my final Friday afternoon and early evening in LZ. So I returned to the Irma Thursday morning and renewed my room for one additional night. I told my quasi-wingman about the prior night's events, including taking Elizabeth up to my room in front of Marianna. He told me to expect a possible downgrade in services from her. I took Marianna up again for another hour session when she arrived for work and there was no downgrade. Once again Marianna was largely unresponsive during DATY to further boost my ego. Once again she had to send a text to someone when I opted for the one hour time frame. I did get my first "no" from her, as she didn't want me to SOT. Sucking on tits is not that big a thing for me, and I probably never tried that with Marianna before. Despite all this, it was still a very nice hour with this lady from Acapulco.
Around 3PM I get a text from Elizabeth, asking me if I wanted her. I reply with a yes and ask her to come by. She says she is near HDS and will be there in five minutes. I then realize that almost the only pesos currency I have on me are two 500p notes. If I try paying Liz her 300p fee with one, she won't have any change, so it will be like throwing 200p away. I ask the Irma's clerk if she can make change, and she said no. I then told the clerk that another chica would be there in cinco minutos & could I pay the 50p (joiner) fee right now? That worked, and I was able to beak the 500p note. I then went down the back stairway of the Irma and waited for Liz. My plan was to swoop Liz up at the base of the back stairway without Marianna seeing. So I waited, and waited and waited some more, like I was a SG waiting for her pez gordo to show up. After 20 minutes, Elizabeth shows, holding hands with both of her kids. Liz parks the kiddos in an internet cafe two storefronts away and then runs up the back stairway with me into mi cuartos. Liz tells me that our sessions are the only work she's had in the last four days and she had to use the prior dinero I paid her just to move to a new place with the kids. She had been staying at her old place for months.
I didn't believe I'd been her only client the past four days, but right after she blew me erect I asked her to lay with me instead, so we could chat before we bumped uglies. I tell her that I have always wanted to eat her out, but was hesitant to do so on one of her regular workdays due to cleanliness concerns. But since she hadn't been working for anyone else, I wanted to go there. She said she would need to shower first, and I told her to go ahead. She said we didn't have enough time for that now, since the kids were set up in the internet cafe for only half an hour. She suggested we save DATY for our next session, maybe this evening? I said maybe we could do DATY an hour from now, if I just fucked her for our remaining time now, without a pop. I told her I would save my letche for her return visit, but if she was a no-show again, I would make my deposit elsewhere if she wasn't back by 5PM. Elizabeth showed me a new fucking position: I laid flat on my back and she crawled above me, like a crab and did it. Sort of like reverse froggy. This position required her to do most of the work, and she tired after just a few minutes. So I had her get on her back & fucked her in the "T" position, followed by mish. When I sensed that our half hour was up, I looked down at her and asked "Is it time now for you to pick up the kids?" She nodded and we ended to session, my bullet still in my chamber. I had her take a couple of guava drinks from the cooler for the kiddies. I thought about giving her less than 300p, since this was the first time in our wonderful history that she placed a time limit on me. But I figured she needed the dinero, so I let the 300p go. I told her that I had a very special regalo and pulled two pairs of identical pastel pink colored jeans. One was a ladies size "1" and the other was a size "0". I told her that with her petite frame, she probably normally wore a size 1, but that these RSQ jeans looked like they were probably cut very small, and probably would not fit her, but one of these probably would fit her daughter.
I asked her to not be creeped out, that I had no intention of doing underaged girls, but simply was surprised by the hyper slim cut of these jeans when they arrived in the mail. She laughed. The pants still had their original price tag of $39.99, with an orange discount sticker indicating that they were marked down to $19.99. I never told her that I really bought the jeans for $8 a couple of weeks earlier when Tilly's had an 80% off clearance sale online. I regularly check the website "slickdeals.net" for these types of clearance sales. Lately I have been using a lot of clearance clothing for regalo. A whore can never have too much clothing, make-up, or cheezy costume jewelry. New women's clothing from the USA (well, China in this case) usually has a big positive impact with the chicas from the street or bars. Because I didn't think Liz would fit into either pair of jeans, I didn't have her try it on in the room (like I usually do). Instead I bagged up both pairs of jeans and told her to take them home and have her daughter try them on and keep the one that best fits her. I asked her repeatedly to return the other pair to me when she arrives back for our next session.
Five O'clock arrived, but Elizabeth did not. So Marianna got my order at 5:35 for a 20-minute 200p+p session that was a great release for me. It was a cold night and Marianna was certainly happy to spend even a little time in my room warmed by me, a flannel blanket, and my space heater. Its very nice to have a back-up plan, even nicer to have Mrs. backup standing on the sidewalk downstairs per her padrote's orders.
At 10:18PM I text Elizabeth to come over, then call her to confirm. She says that she is out of the area and it will take her 10 minutes. Half an hour later & still no Liz, so I call her again. She says that she is in route and will be there in 5 more minutes. While on the phone with her, I ask if this time is difficult, maybe midnight would be better? She asks me what I would prefer? I say either is fine, what would you prefer to do? She says that she will be there in less than 10 minutes. I grab a quick taco at the cart in front of the Tecate Beer store and when I return to the Irma Elizabeth is standing next to Irma's back staircase talking to this big buff dude. I walk past them and plant myself on the big bottom step of the Irma's back stairway, so only Liz can see me. She gives me the sign to wait just a minute and continues with her deep conversation with the buff dude. Their talk is going on and on and on. Liz keeps looking back at me to verify that I am still patiently waiting. I notice that she's wearing one pair of the pastel pink jeans I gave her and her cute little butt LOOKED MARVELOUS in them. Just when I think that their convo is ending... Liz whirls around, shrugs her shoulders at me, and walks off with buff dude towards the crossroads.
My quasi-wingman many times has told me that us fellow cheapos have to accept a certain reality that we lie near the bottom of the pecking order with some of our favoritas. They often don't want to go in with us cheapos on Friday and Saturday nights because the streets are filled with naive newbies and the occasional pez gordo (big fish-a big spending regular) that the chicas can make a lot more money from. Thus, the gordo pez's go to the front of the line because their sessions are too valuable for the SG to miss. So I figure that buff dude is a gordo pez for Liz, and she's got to bring home the bacon because her kids can't live off fruit juice alone. or maybe he just gives a better session? I figure she'll be back shortly, so I went up to my room to watch TV after seeing that Marianna appeared to have just gone home for the evening. Elizabeth never did come back, nor did she text me. After daylight arrived, I sent Liz a five word text to let her know where in MY pecking order she now existed!! I wote "You owe me a freebie"
Earlier in the evening I ran into two different blonde, thin, gringa walkers around 10PM as I was waiting for Elizabeth. I talked briefly to VERY VERY good looking young walker standing around the taco cart who said her name was Holly. I told her that I liked her looks, but that unfortunately another chica had a date with me set to start in a few minutes. I asked where to find her and she said "right here in the afternoon and early evening. She then asked me for 50 pesos so she could eat a taco. I pulled a one, and then a 20p note and handed them to her. That would get her more than half-way to her next globo.
I barely walked 30 steps back to the Irma when another thin, blonde, but much older walker stopped me in my tracks when she said "Why don't you give us white girls a try? do we have that bad a reputation?" I tell her that "yeah, collectively you gringas do have shitty reputations. But I don't have any prejudice against white girls, in fact your blonde hair is a plus for me, not a minus." I explain to her also that I have a pre-arranged date coming now, but would be more than pleased to take her for a whirl some other day. She said her name was Rebecca, but that a lot of guys know her as "Silver". So we said our goodbyes without her hitting me up for dinero, and I left to go get cockblocked by Buff Dude less than an hour later.
I wake up from a short nap around 2AM. At this point in my trip, I've had three sessions with Elizabeth, and been stood up by her four times, the last one still stinging a bit. I stop in at HK for my free dos equis and parking reimbursement, which I tip away to the dancers (that's typical for me) then I head back to the streets for some tail. At the La Gloria Bar corner I get a "hey baby" from yet another thin blonde gringa walker. Here was our exchange:
Well, hey back to you baby.
Are you looking for some company?
Well... I'm pretty well spent for today.
(she looks at the ground)
At the very most, all I could handle is a simple little blow job.
She looks up and smiles and says I'm your girl
What's your name?
Sunny
How about 150 pesos Sunny?
I'd like to get 200.
Well... for 200 pesos... I'm certainly gonna want to fuck that bangin' body of yours also.
Well than let's go (and she tries to lead me diagonally through the crossroads intersection towards the Los Monitos Hotel).
Wait baby, I have a room at hotel Irma.
where is that?
right there, the big white building (I then point towards the Irma).
I didn't know that was that hotel's name.
I pointed out the hotel's name painted next to the entrance as we enter. I hand the office clerk 50p and we walk back to my room. She said she really liked the way I had the room set up--very warm with the space heater and sexy with the colored light. She stripped, revealing her flat chest and medium, cottage cheese thighs, four sexy tats and clit ring. I compliment the slithering snake tattoo she has covering most of her back. Her BBBJ skills were excellent. Lots and lots of deep throat action thrown in. After I had been hard a while I told her that I wanted to fuck her bejeweled pussy. Our next comments went like this:
I ask: what is your favorite position?
What's yours?
I asked you first
Doggie, now what's yours?
It's not a regular position. You lay on your back, like missionary. And I lie on my side, under your legs, and fuck you from underneath. I call it the T-position, but my buddy calls it the "Lazy Freddie"
She asks if I'm clean. I say yes and that I will follow-up our session with a hydrogen peroxide bath to stay that way, just in case. She crawls over me and lays on her back and says she wants the lazy freddie. I slightly re-position her and explain that I need to do this in order to plant my feet optimally against the side wall. We go at uncovered sex for about 10 to 15 minutes in that position. Even though her head is a good six inches from the other wall, she puts her hands above her head. She plants her hands on the wall and begins pushing back against my thrusts. I caress and play with her mosquito bite titties (every small titty girl I know really likes it when you give their little nubs lots of attention) She asks me if I like fucking a girl with a pierced ring above her clit and I say yes. I tell her that she was my first, all the others I've seen were just in pictures, not up close and personal. After we've been at it in session for better than twenty-some minutes I tell her that for just 200 pesos I don't want to take advantage of her, so maybe she should finish me off with a greasy handjob. She suggests BBBJCIM instead, and who am I to argue with that? She goes right to task with more good deep throat, but I just don't feel the letche cuming, so I eventually had her give me the HJ finish. When I come she says "jeeze, you have A LOT of cum, I'm glad you didn't finish in my mouth, that would have been too big a load for me.
I give her three 50 peso notes and tip her a $2 bill. She says "didn't we agree to 200 pesos? I tell her I'm sorry, my head was locked into my original offer. I hand her another 50p and say: "there's really not much point to giving you a tip at the same time I'm shortchanging you, is there?" We both laughed.
I slept straight through till nearly 11AM Friday morning. I got dressed and walked over to Nikkis. At the far end of the downstairs bar I held up the promotional sign and asked for the "cuartos por ocho horas" I was led to the back and asked for my name and 200 pesos. One of the girls logged in my start time at 11:24AM and my projected check-out time of 7:24PM. Then I was handed a shitload of remote controls, the room key, and led up to room #3. The room is very nice. Unfortunately I didn't leave it in as good a condition.
I went back to the Irma and packed up my room. I ran two bags to my room at Nikki's and took my dirty laundry to my car. I forgot to take more pesos from my car and that would matter later. During this time I was running up and down the Irma staircase a lot. One time when I was going up the stairs I got stuck behind a good looking Irma chica (I think her name is Gabriella) as she was taking a Mexican national arriba. Only five or six minutes later I see Gabby back at her spot by the Irma's entry as I was carrying a bag to Nikkis. I turn back to her and say "cinco minutos...bueno" and give her a thumbs up and a big smile.
She and her wallmate nearly double over in laughter.
As I am unpacking in Nikkis room #3, I check the time. Shit, its after 1PM. It might be too late to get gorda Sandra de Vera Cruz at Cascades since her workday ends at either one or two O'clock. I hustle out of Nikkis, but just before I do, I light a stick of lavender incense. Shit, I don't have time to find my incense holder from my luggage, so I look around the room for a place to put it. The best site I see is this empty plastic thing-a-ma-jiggy that's mounted shoulder height on the wall between the room and the bathroom. This thing-a-ma-jiggy looks like it might serve as a holder for one the three remote controls I was given. I wedge the incense in there, and race out the door.
When I arrive at Cascades there are no chicas in the alley lobby. Sandy is nowhere to be seen. There's a van unloading restaurant fixtures for the remodeling of Praga restaurant and there's Malro, Cascades' senior maintenance guy, unlocking the door to Praga to allow for delivery of the fixtures. I walk up to Malro and ask him if Sandy is still eres? He immediately gets on his cellphone and calls her, saying I'm looking for her. He hands his cellphone to me. Sandy is on the other end and asks me for my hotel name and room number. I tell her "Nikkis, cuarto numero tres". She ask "Que?". I say "Hotel... primara y constitution"
Sandy doesn't understand. I hand the cellphone back to Malro. He tries to get the information for Sandra. I cross my two hands and tell Malro "primara y constitution" and he tells Sandra the same thing. Now she understands! Malro tells me to go to the intersection. I hand him two dollars and race back to primara. I get there before Sandy, so I run into the Oxxo and buy two liters of cold water for the room. No sooner do I leave the Oxxo, when Sandy arrives in her regular civilian clothes.
I tell her we're going to an "especial americano hotel... es secreto". This perks her interest and I escort her into Nikkis. I take her directly up the stairs and open the door to room # 3 and I can hardly see anything because the room is filled with thick, acrid smoke. I look at where I had the incense, and now there is just a small blob of black melted plastic there. A dark trail of ash (4 or 5 inches wide) runs all the way up the wall and there's also some black ash on the ceiling in that part of the room. There were a couple of globs of melted black plastic on the tile floor, but no trace of the incense stick. I open the drapes and window, turn on the bathroom fan and use the remote control to set the A/C unit to turbo. In just a couple of minutes the dense smoke was mostly cleared. I decided Sandy & I would go through with the session first, then I would need to talk to Larry the owner about what happened. I lit another lavender incense to help mask the acrid smell and Sandy & I got down to business.
My session with Sandy was going well. The bed was both soft and bouncy. But that large burn mark on the wall was a huge distraction. My mind was racing back and forth about trying to figure out if I should attempt to clean it, apprehension about my impending discussion with Larry, and the realization that this near catastrophic event would compel me to write this trip report. With all this stuff racing through my mind, it was getting harder to stay to task and maintain my erection. I needed to have Sandy blow me again to revive my shrinking dick. I was hard for a little while longer, but more and more I had trouble concentrating on our fucking. The big black scorched elephant was looming in the room over the brown and white elephants bouncing on the bed. After a little more than half an hour of our session, I went completely limp. My erection never revived itself after five or ten more minutes of Sandy's valiant efforts. We understood that the burn damage was too heavy on my mind to continue further. So I called the session at just under 50 minutes. I unwound my pants, reached in and discovered I did not have enough pesos for Sandy. Instead of 300 pesos, I had to pay her with 180 pesos and $12 US plus regalo. Sandy got dressed and I put on my bathrobe. We navigated the catacomb of stairways and hallways back to the bar. Sandy took off and I asked one of the staff if I could talk to Larry.
I must have told Larry how sorry I was a dozen times. And of course I offered to pay for any costs to repair the room. Larry and one of his managers looked at the burn marks and Larry thought there might not be any serious damage, just some needed clean-up. I wasn't asked to pay any extra money due to damage, but I will stand by my promise to him if he does run into costs to get the room restored. He was very Kewl about everything. After Larry and his manager left, I just sat in the room for about 30 minutes trying to calm down and feel normal again. Then I considerd that I didn't pop with Sandy, and needed to pull another street girl to get one last bullet out of the chamber.
I approached Marianna at Hotel Irma. I tried explaining through hand gestures and my juvenile spanglish that my new cuartos was hotel Nikkis just around the corner on primera. I asked for an hour and offered 600p. Marianna cocked her head to one side and said "siete". I told her gracias and took one step away. She had a look of shock on her face. I then said to her "Es seiscientos y grande propina no bueno?". She smiled and accepted my offer. We took a few steps up the hill and then she asked for a few minutes to go up and put on some pants. When she emerged from the Hotel Irma she had also smartly taken off her zapatos and was wearing nice new sneakers.
As we approached Nikkis, just like with Sandra, I told Marianna that we were going to an "Americano hotel y es secreto". Her eyes lit up with anticipation of being escorted to some prohibited secret spot in LZ. Because I was not catching Marianna at the beginning of her shift, I elected to start our session with diddling, instead of DATY. I have far more experience with diddling, since that has always been a favorite activity for me with the chicas. My greater prowess with diddling was hardly noticeable with Marianna however, as she barely got slightly more aroused by my fingers than the dead silence of DATY with her the two prior days. At least her sucking and our fucking was much more spirited, and I got my final rocks off with ten minutes left in the hour. I unroll my blue jeans and FUCK, now I have no MX peso currency, just $90 US, with twenty of it in ones and twos.!
When Marianna emerges from the bathroom, I placed $60US on the bed and tell her I have a grande problemo. "Mi pesos en mi caro" She counts the $60 as I try explaining to her that I want to exchange the $60 for 600 pesos in ten minutes at the Irma. In my limited spanish I clumsily tell her "Mi paga tu en pesos". I have her try on the regalo clothing and when its time for her to leave, she leaves the $60 on the bed and says "Irma en diaz minutos". I shower, go to my car, grab more pesos and head directly to the Irma because it's been about 15 minutes. At my lead we walk up four steps on the Irma's stairway and I hand Marianna 600p and a $2 bill and exchange gracias'.
I have an early dinner at Nikkis and my quasi-wingman joins me mid-meal. I'm telling him about the fire when big hairy dude monger walks in the door. I offer to show them both the fire damage, and all three of us go up to my room. My QW looks at the damage and notices that particular wall appears to be drywall (not a block wall) and says that Larry & I were VERY lucky that whole place didn't burn down. We tell each other Zona war stories for over an hour as I pack up the room. I check out and we all go our separate ways, mine towards the border.
By Quilombo on Friday, January 31, 2014 - 07:18 pm: Edit |
I need a cold one...
By d'Artagnan on Friday, February 07, 2014 - 04:43 pm: Edit |
Nice report, wish I found more of the street girls attractive, but then again, I hardly ever look anymore. Any recommendations on some of the better looking ones?
By Scatmandoo on Tuesday, February 11, 2014 - 01:03 am: Edit |
The best looking SG that I currently repeat with is Alondra. She stands in the alley between the entrances of HK and LC. I have not seen her in the last two weeks, She was working 1PM to 10PM. She speaks a little english.
You might check out Maianna who works the same hours at the base of the Irma´s staircase, but Alondra is the real looker.