Day 1

I flew to Colombia on an award ticket this February on an American Airlines award ticket. My first stop was Cali. Cali is not a popular destination for the general public, so there was a lot of room on the flight from Miami. We landed around 8pm at the small airport. I got through immigration and customs fairly quickly despite being secondaried. I changed $80 US into 150k pesos at a change counter but I was surprised I didn't see much else. I discovered I had to exit the building and round the corner into another building to find the shops, restaurants, ATMs and outgoing flights. I withdrew a bunch of cash from an ATM and bought a sandwich at Subway before grabbing one of the airport taxis outside. Fare to the San Antonio district was 49k.

I took my time exploring the airport and getting ready so I didn't get out and about until 10:30pm. I decided on Escoces as my first stop, it was supposed to be close to the Dann Carlton which was also close to where I was staying, so I figured it would be the most convenient to jump start the trip. Escoces was also supposed to be one of the nicer places, so I figured it would be a good welcome to Cali.

I'm usually good with maps, but the layout in the streets in the area were a little confusing so it took me almost an hour of walking around to find. I should have just asked or taken a cab, but at least I got a better understanding of the area. Facing the entrance of the Dann Carlton, it was just two blocks to the right and across from a small river that runs through the city.

Escoces was smaller than I expected but it is a nice place. It's also dark with blacklights and ladies dressed in white lingerie. Most of the 20 or so faces were at least moderately attractive with some really pretty ones in the mix. Bodies were also mostly good or better.

I looked over the talent for maybe half an hour or so before allowing Julie to come sit with me when she asked. She wasn't the hottest in the place, but she was very pretty and seemed to have a great personality. We sat for a couple drinks before discussing going upstairs. I accepted her original quote even though she brought up that she was willing to negotiate because I liked her and was in a generous mood, but for others, know that you can offer less and most will likely accept. The price I paid for her and the room was 200k for 30 minutes. There was no cover but my rum and coke was 18k and Julie's two drinks were 20k each. In and out with a tip to the waiter was about $136 USD.

Photos: Julie - Escoces 01 02 03

Julie wasn't as hot in bed as I had hoped, but she looked great out of her clothes and was still a great opening session. I was happy I had chosen her.

I tried walking back to my hostel, but couldn't retrace my steps properly, so I walked back to where all the cab drivers were near the Dann Carlton. Rather than going back to the hostel, I decided to check out Faraon. While we were en route, I asked about Flores Frescas and decided to swing by there first. I knew Flores Frescas was a more expensive place and I was also concerned about a taxi commission, so I just asked about the rates. The guy out front said it was 350k for the hour. We continued on to Faraon.

The streets in this area, by the way, appeared far sketchier than by Escoces. Faraon, which wasn't very far from Flores Frescas, looked particularly questionable, but I wanted to check it out regardless.

Faroan is large as far as space goes but is a dump. There was no cover and my beer was 5k. Only 4 ladies were available but they were only mediocre looking and none of them seemed interested in working. They did each come up to introduce themselves, though. Given the quality of the venue I was surprised they weren't downright ugly. I asked one of the guys that worked there about the session rate and was quoted 46k for 30 minutes.

There were no taxis around at that time and I had a second wind of energy so I decided to look for La Oficina. The map I had consulted had it located quite a distance from where it actually was around the corner so I couldn't find it. It wouldn't have mattered because I later learned that it's only a daytime casa and the address isn't well marked. I submitted the correct map info to CH and see it's been updated in the Venues section.

Eventually I found a moderately busy street, Avenida 3 Norte, where I was able to hail a cab, but for those more concerned about safety, I'd recommend just having the place you're visiting call you a cab.

Vladimir
vladrasputin@hotmail.com

DISCUSSIONS:
Escoces
Flores Frescas
Faroan
La Oficina

Nice Start, thanks for sharing.

Timely report...I have been thinking about branching out of Medellin.

I will wait until the end of the report and ask you some questions then.

Thanks!

Day 2: Part 1

Waking up was a struggle after the long flights and my dive into the pool of Cali venues, I didn't crawl out of bed until after 3pm.

I walked some of the nearby streets to see what was close. There were some shops and restaurants, but far fewer than I was accustomed to. I found a decent Italian place between the Dann Carlton and Hotel Continental called La Pizzeria so I ate there.

I then took a 6k cab ride to La Oficina, or to be more precise, to the corner of Avenida 2 and Calle 23AN. I was a little concerned because the initial map I viewed had this place marked as being south of the river (south of Carrera 3N) but I was north of it. It turned out I was in the right location and the map was wrong. I've since submitted the update to the ClubHombre map which is correct, the other map by "Gary" is still incorrect as of this post.

La Oficina is in an unmarked building with a casually dressed doorman out front. He walked me in and had me sit down in one of the chairs. Another guy came out to offer a drink (not free) and call out the ladies. There were only six available, two of them attractive, maybe 7's on a scale of 10. I was tempted but decided to check Doctor Amor first. I asked about the prices and the hours. I was quoted 50k for 30 minutes with operating hours of 10am to 8pm.

I had a small issue finding La Clinica del Doctor Amor because of the address, even though it's right around the corner. There are two Calle 23's off of Avenida 2, a Calle 23N and a Calle 23AN. Consequently, if you are a block east of where you're supposed to be, it will appear as though the address is skipped. After wandering to the west, I figured this out.

Doctor Amor is in what appears from the outside to be a large residence. Inside, it's a large, well-run brother. They have an initial seating area with a bunch of couches and a secondary lounge where you can talk with the lady of your choice before sealing the deal. Rooms can be found connected to both lounge areas. The ladies snake their way through the couches occasionally to briefly introduce themselves and you can grab them then or call them over later.

I was impressed with the large and attractive lineup at Doctor Amor, but the two best lookers were already in the secondary area by the time I got there and I only saw glimpses of them before they headed to the rooms. Since I knew I was likely only going to session with one lady from Doctor Amor during my short stay in Cali, I decided to check the next place out first. I asked about the hours and was told they closed at 9pm. I believe they open at 9am, or maybe 10am at the latest.

The next stop was Tuercas y Tornillos (translation Nuts & Bolts), about a 10 minute walk from Doctor Amor. This was another unmarked brothel, but unlike the previous two, they didn't have a doorman out front. Fortunately the address I had was correct and they let me in after I rang the bell and they confirmed through the peephole that I was not heavily armed.

Security at this place seemed a little over the top. After the initial pat down, I had to stand in a spot in front of a camera where I got another pat down from one of the ladies, but maybe this was just part of their gimmick.

T & T only had 5 ladies available, but two of them were cute and the price was only 40k for 30 minutes. One in particular had an incredible pair of tits. After a bit of an internal debate, I decided to session with her. Angie came out and we talked a little before heading to a room. Angie looked about 20, so I was really surprised to learn she was 32. The session was good, but there was nothing particularly special or remarkable about it besides the bargain price. I was having intermittent problems with my camera so I was only able to get a few shitty pics from the cheap cell phone I had on me.

Photos: Angie - Tuercas y Tornillos 04 05 06

I wasn't that horny after Angie, but since I only had a short time in Cali and there were still brothels in the area, I decided to check more of them out while I was still in the area.

Vladimir
vladrasputin@hotmail.com

DISCUSSIONS:
La Oficina
La Clinica del Doctor Amor
Tuercas y Tornillos