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MY TRIP TO RIO:

Opening Statement: I have been meaning to go to RIO for over a year, but I always got sidetracked and ended up always going to Medellin. Of course I don’t regret it, Medellin has some very beautiful Women. Other locations I have been to include Costa Rica and The Dominican Republic. But now I was going to Rio and anything short of death was not going to stop me. I felt so excited, I mean I remember how I felt when I went to the other places, but this was different. I felt like I was getting ready to embark on the Holy Grail of Pussy & Bunda. That my friends, is exactly what I embarked upon. Lets Go!

MY FLIGHT:

I was flying out of Miami on the direct flight to Rio, I was on standby because I was going on a “Buddy Pass”. One of my best Friends happens to be a pilot for AA. This might sound like a cool perk but when you fly to destinations like RIO, especially from Miami (Huge Brazilian Culture Here) you are running a good risk of not making the flight. Of course the upside is, well its practically free and if there are any seats available in business class you get seated there first. I check in at the gate and about 10 minutes before they start the boarding call, the AA receptionist told me they had 1 seat left in Business. I was totally jazzed. I get to fly to RIO (for the first time) Business class. Ahh yes, it doesn’t get any better than this. I took an ambien and was out in about 30 minutes. Quick note, I went on this trip with a best friend of mine, first timer too.

ARRIVAL:

The flight down was smooth and the process through the airport was very simple. Customs didn’t even check anyone. I think the worst part was waiting for our bags.

Hector our Cab driver was waiting and took us towards Copacabana in no time. I arranged to stay at Brazil Specialist's apartment. I also arranged for Don and Ken to assist us in anyway we needed. With that said let me say a few things about each person. Brazil Specialist’s place was cool, kind of tight quarters but I had the biggest room in the apartment with a private bath ($60) a night. The bed was very comfortable. Location wise, its 2 blocks off the beach and very close to all the action. Brazil Specialist is a different kind of guy, really hard to explain this but nothing bad, just a personality that’s defiantly his own. I do think he’s cool and he was very informative. Don and Ken were great, they arranged our Taxi pick up and drop off for the trip. As soon as we got settled I went back Don’s office and met a few guys from the boards there. First I met Jaguar, super nice guy and always willing to pitch a little advice to make the trip better. Thanks J! After the introductions, Ken asked us if we were ready to go to 4x4 Terma, of course I was like please don’t twist my arm. I always heard how great the Termas were but until your there, you really don’t have any idea.

4X4

I didn’t realize how far 4x4 was, I mean its like 20-25 minutes from Copacabana Beach, with good traffic. For some reason, I thought it was closer. We arrived and I was so excited to finally be going to the infamous 4x4 I had to settle myself down, ok deep breaths, lol. Seriously though it was cool. At the front door a guy will give you a card with a number on it. You will go up a staircase and to the front reception desk and give your card to one of the nice girls there. The girl will then give you a room key with a number on it (The number is your Locker Number and the number they bill everything to when your finished) I know most of you already know this. Once you get the key you will go to your locker and change into a robe. Let me just add a quick note here. I think it would really be cool if 4x4 had nicer robes, like the kind you get at a nice hotel and if you wanted to buy it, you could. Anyway after I got into my robe, Ken showed us all around the Terma and explained how everything worked. Another Note: The only nasty thing I saw at 4x4 was when I was in the wet sauna. I saw men shaving themselves and then slapping the razor on the side of the tiles and leaving their shaved hair there…kind of not cool. I can only guess this is what the local guys do?? So after learning and seeing the operation we all head into the little discoteck area and I was thinking to myself, “I died and went to Heaven” Now I did do a lot of homework and read a lot of reports before I came to RIO and part of my mission was to seek out a couple of certain girls that I would consider Rock-Stars of the Termas. I wanted to find Brenda.

A lot of you guys know whom I am speaking of, especially if you have read Cubanut or Priew’s reports. I wasn’t even sure if she was still working here. So I sat down near the “back” bar closest to the stage and I ordered my favorite drink, a Caipirinha It is a Brazilian cocktail made from cachaça, lime, sugar, and ice. In Brazil, it is served in most restaurants, and is considered a characteristic drink of the country. Its simplicity and tangy sweetness have made it popular all over the world, and it is considered by the to be one of the 50 greatest drinks of all time. You can also substitute the cachaca with Vodka. Also very good! Now that we got the bartending lesson out of the way, let me continue. I start talking to this cute spinner, I have no idea what her name is, I was preoccupied looking at her cute ass. She come sits next to me and the first thing she does is point to her ass, I am thinking is there something on it or wrong with it, NO I finally figure out when she speaks to me that she would like my cock in her ass. When a cute spinner wants to take it up the tail pipe, you don’t need to ask me twice. So I said, lets go! She takes me to a desk and we check in and decide what size room we want and how much time we want. As we are checking in this elevator comes down and who do I see, Brenda! The one girl I wanted to defiantly do a session with. So I did not want to go back on my commitment with the girl I had so I asked her if she wouldn’t mind doing a session with Brenda too. She said No problem. She ran off to get Brenda and before you know it I am doing my first session RIO. What a great way to start of this 8-day extravaganza. After the session was finished I went back to the bar, waited for my friends to finish up their sessions. As we were getting ready to leave I noticed this one girl leaning up against the wall on the other side of the room. I was like wow who is she, Ken told me her name and I asked him to translate for me that I would be interested in having her at my apartment for the night. She said that I would have to do a 1-hour session at 4x4 before she would decide to agree to go with me. I said ok but it wasn’t going to be today. I said I would be back tomorrow and we would do a session together. I ended up not going back the next day and decided I would go on Friday instead. I asked Ken to please call her and let her know, he did. I will come back to her in a moment. Let’s move on with some other info.

APARTMENT ACTION:

One of the cool things about staying at Brazil Specialist’s is that he always has all kinds of girls coming in and out. Most all these girls are on the program. I am sure Brazil Specialist gets a cut of what these girls make and to be honest I don’t mind just as long as the prices stay very reasonable. I had Brazil Specialist contact Pricilla for a session for the next morning. She was in my room on time at 11:00 AM. Some of you might recognize her from previous reports. I will say she gives incredible service and awesome tits, however her face could probably stop a train.

Photo: Priscilla 02

Here is a photo of a girl I met through a friend. I think her name was Valerie, she is easy on the eyes. She was great in bed and provided completo service.

Photos: Valerie 03 04

LUOMO:

Luomo had a very nice set up and was located about 5 minutes away from where I was staying. The reputation right now is 4x4 has the quantity, and Lumo has the quality. I am not sure if I agree with this. It all comes down to personal taste and what kind of girl you want. Lumo is much pricier than 4x4 and for some of you that might be the deciding factor where you hang your hat. When I was sitting at the bar, Ken told me who the Rock-Stars were. One was Shyla and Ingrid. I knew and heard of Shyla but she wasn’t there. On the other hand Ingrid was there. Ingrid was dancing all around the floor had a great smile and personality, all on top of an incredible body. She was not shy either, putting her tongue down my throat and giving me some much needed attention. So we did a session together and even though I didn’t cum (because the well was dry) I had an incredible time with her. After I was finished my buddy came out of his session and said he had an excellent time with his girl, her name was Lana. As a matter fact he had such a good time, I had to find out for myself. So even though I didn’t nut with Ingrid I was about to take a second girl Lana back for a session. The session was good and I was able to get my nut. This would be the only time I went to Lumos, even though I wanted to come back. I spent the rest of my Terma sessions at 4x4. In a moment I will tell you why.

Photo: Ingrid 05

HELP

From all I have read from recent reports, I wasn’t sure what to expect from Help. My first experience goes as follows. I walked from my apartment to help, only 3 blocks away. My 2 friends and myself planted our ass’s down in front of Terraco Atlantico and had a bite to eat. The food here is actually pretty good. I will tell you my thoughts on the food at the end of this report. So all 3 of us are sitting there around 10:30 PM and watching all the girls surround the gate trying to get an early hook up. Personally I was not interested in anything that was hanging outside, most of the girls outside aren’t that much to look at. Its now 11:00 PM and the bell sounds off for Help. We sit outside for about another 30 minutes and decide to check it out. Once we were up stairs, we saw some possible action walking around the dance floor. The first girls my friends and I run into are a blond and a brunette. I can’t remember their names but I will tell you as pretty as they are don’t even bother, shitty attitudes. They seem to always hang out together. I saw them together every night I was in there. I think one or both of them work at Solarium. Just a side note: I ended up going to HELP about 4 nights in a row. I took 4 girls from there and only had one bad experience, I will tell you about in a second. On my first night I ended up with a girl name Jessica, cute spinner.

Photos: Jessica 06 07

The second night I went home with a girl named Paola. No Picture, sorry. Both these girls had great attitudes awesome looks and I didn’t have any problems what so ever. The third girl I ended up in the sack with has a hilarious story behind it. I am sitting outside at TA and my friends say, hey look at that girl sitting at the table. I said yes, she is cute! So one of my friends wasn’t sure if he was ready to pull the trigger and offered to pay her way into HELP. We sit outside for a few more minutes and my friend seems to be becoming less interested in her because he saw another girl. He already offered to pay for this girl to go in HELP, so I end up paying her way in because I felt bad that he did that to her. So SHE thinks I am interested in her and honestly I would with out a doubt do her, but I was looking for someone else too. So this girl is following me around the club like a puppy dog and I am trying shake her off, nicely. So she finally gets the hint and I end up seeing her on the dance floor with Good Ol Grandpa about an hour later. I never found the girl I wanted so I ended up going home alone, which I didn’t mind because I was really run down. Now the funny part, I wake up the next morning, my friend and I are going out to get some Juice and Coffee, I get off the elevator and who do I run smack right into? the same cutie from the night before. She lived in the same building! She was with her Amiga and her Amiga was giving me such a dirty look…I realized her Amiga was mad at me for not taking her friend home with me. But the little cutie wasn’t mad and gave me her number. I ended up calling her that night for a little quick action.

Photo: Spinner 08

Now, finally the one bad experience! It was around 1or 2 in the AM and I was walking out the door. I was wiped out, tired, rundown…and then she walks up. Her name was Isabella (if I remember correctly). If you ever see this girl your first thought would be, OMG I have to take this trophy fuck home. YOU will also feel like you might have to close a deal fast with her because if you don’t someone else will. At least that’s what went through my head… not the one upstairs. I am negotiating with her and she starts at 400. I say sorry! I will give you 250 she says 350, I responded 300 and stay the entire night. By the way guys is this is most I paid for a girl down there. I usually negotiate 150-200. We start leaving the club and she is saying bye to the HELP staff, not a really good sign. This tells me she really works it for this club. So we are at the front door and she says wait here they are pulling my car up. I am thinking, Car? I live 3 blocks away. So the car pulls up and it’s a brand-new Ford…don’t remember the model but it was nice. I hitting myself over the head saying to myself, oh god I picked a winner here! When we leave the club and drive 3 whole blocks, she parks the car right in front of the apartment building. She then says “This is not a good place to park, I will have to check on it in a couple hours” That’s when I knew she would not be spending the entire night…. with that said, I changed my whole attitude towards her. I said (to myself) Let me just bang her and get rid of her and I will take it as a lesson learned. That’s what I did. I also want to give you a few more details about this girl so in case you do run into to her you don’t waste your time or money. She was with a blond girl, both wearing D&G clothing. She has dark hair with light blond streaks going through it. Once again, she drives a new black ford. She does speak pretty good English. She spoke wanting to move to London to make money there. That’s all I can give you.

BACK TO 4X4:

I head back to 4x4, it’s Friday and I have an appointment to meet this girl I was infatuated with from my first visit (the one I met but never did a session with). When we get there I have her paged over the intercom and she comes right out to the front desk. We head into the club and sit near the back bar and have a few drinks. After an hour I was ready to do my session with her. We hit the room and I am not going to go into details of the session but I will say this, the chemistry this girl and me had was something to be remembered forever. It was amazing! Please understand my professional back round for the last 13 years, is in the adult industry. So needless to say I have had my fair share of ass and then some. I would have to rank our session together as one of the best I have ever had. I made arrangements for her to come over to the apartment after she was finished working. She was there on time! To sum things up here, I ended up going to 4x4 2 more times, just to do more sessions with my favorite girl and every night she was finished, she was at my apartment.

FOOD:

I have to say the food here is fucking great and priced right. Even the high-end places seemed to be priced right. After browsing through Bwana’s guide, I wanted to try the Italian place Quadrifoglio, but when we got there it was closed that day. (I don’t remember the day, maybe Sunday??). I wanted to go to Amir but I got voted out and ended up going to the place right next door to Amir. The food was good and it was dirt-cheap. I went to the Arabia restaurant and had middle-eastern food for the first time. I must have taken the slow bus to school or something but there was some fabulous food to be had there. The lunch buffet was awesome. I almost want to say, if I remember correctly, I think they are either closed on Mondays or just doesn’t serve the buffet. There was one place I went to in Leblon that fucking rocked! BARRA BRASA. 131 Rua Afrânio de Melo Franco Leblon Tel: 21 2111 5700. I went to this place 3 times. You have to treat yourself to this place, that’s all I can say. I even went to some of the little juice bars and cafes in my neighborhood. These places made some killer fresh squeezed juice and good coffee. Finally I went to this Italian place right next to Centaurus, I am sorry I don’t remember the name but they had some great dishes in there too. I had pumpkin stuffed ravioli in a sauce…awesome!

SECURITY:

I have to be honest here and say, after being to Colombia about 10 times, I felt un-easier in RIO. That being said, I had no problems in RIO and just like any big city, just use common sense (this most basic and logical sense, is still absent in many individuals). Don’t be flashy with all your “bling bling” bullshit. The only thing that impresses any girl here is the money you are paying her for her time. There was this one brother down there, super cool dude, and extremely huge who was wearing some really flashy jewelry. He ended up sitting at our table at Terraco Atlantico. I ask this guy if he felt safe wearing all that jewelry. He told me a story of how some street guys tried to rob him and he ended up beating these kids to a bloody pulp. When the police showed up all the hookers took his side and the kids got thrown into the squad car, ha ha, classic. This guy from Atlanta used to be the bodyguard for Evander Holyfield. I can believe it! I think he would be the only one who could get away with this bravery in Copacabana. Stay Safe!

THINGS I REGRET:

Not having more time there. ? Not going sooner. Not being independently wealthy, so I can be there full time. Not going to Villa Mimosa. I had arranged to go and go with Jaguar but it never happened. Oh well, next trip. The thing I regret the most, leaving!

CONCLUSION:

I want to thank all the people who helped me manage and give me direction on this trip
Bwana, Cubanut, Don Gringo (You retired old basterd). The kind folks who put up quality reports that offered invaluable information. The other members of the board I met while I was down there.

The day comes when I have to leave and this deep dark depression rolls over me. My Taxi is ready to take me to the airport to head back to Miami. On the way to the airport I am speaking with my driver. “Have there ever been any natural disasters in RIO?” “Earthquakes, Tornados or Hurricanes?” He says no! I was intrigued by this, as you know us Floridians have seen a lot of shit over the last 2 years. I told him, I wonder how RIO managed to be so lucky. His answer put it all together for me, “Because God is Brazilian” That he is, I responded.

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