One short advide for Cape-Town, South Africa: The best place is Cape Ranch, about 45 km out of the city. A privat villa with swimming pool, l5 beautiful girls and excellent service for aobut US80.-- an hour.The address of the place and the phone number can be fund in the local paper, Cape Argus. The place with the higest level in Cape Town. Visits only after arangements by phone. you need a pass word to enter the premises.

There's a bar named "Ferrymans" at the water front,always a good place to meet woman.Girls from all over Africa ready to party and....No charge just show them a good time.Dollar vs. Rand good. You can be a big spender for 40 bucks!

No thanks. With most of Africa with a 25% + rate of AIDS, and South Africa not much better, why even visit the place?

In my experience, Cape Town has more beautiful girls than any city in the world, including Buenos Aires, Rio, Sydney, Bangkok, Stockholm, London, Paris.....

Once, while attending a benefit at London's then-hottest private club, surrounded by models from the Elite agency, I realized that a week before I'd seen more gorgeous girls at a waterfront bar in Cape Town on a Sunday afternoon.

AIDS is astronomical, but, like poverty and violence, is wildly dispropotionate in the townships.

Originally posted in 2005/11 Isawal - Four Days in Cape Town (South Africa)

Girls of Blouberg...what a waist of time there wasn’t a girl in the place when we arrived and the madam asked us to wait for an hour wile she called some girls, bugger that...

Penthouse Dolls...in the CBD one of my best spots. As we arrived the guard beamed hello and welcomed me back its been over two moths since my last trip to Cape Town and my warm welcome came as a bit of a surprise to some in the group...Once again the girls were camera shy, but if you are ever in Cape Town this is the place to start, hell I could live there. There were about 20 ladies there from 5/10 to 9/10 and from every part of the country Cape Malays, Afrikaans popies and Zulu girls from Natal, whatever your taste you can find it here I chose Mish a tall slim green eyed beauty with mousy brown hair and an athletic body. At first she was OK with having her picture taken but when we got to the room she changed her mind, it was OK I’m not that into pictures myself and she made up for it in enthusiasm and skill. Shaken and stirred I headed back down to the bar and the well deserved applause of my less then sober associates, ordered a Jack Daniels on the rocks and settled in. The Jack was R20.00 (US$3.00) the girl for an hour was R500.00 ($75.00) and it was an hour well spent but the night was still young. After about an hour, a few more Jacks and a deep discussion about the fact that almost no South African bar stocks a real Bourbon, my poison of choice Sash a long haired blond petit with an amble chest stuck her tongue down my throat and whispered in my hear that she was a birthday gift although not my usual choice, when a blond has you by the balls your heart and mind will follow and follow her they did, up stairs to another of PD’d well appointed rooms. This one had a bath in the corner as apposed to the usual shower. So after a BJ and some general couch rugby we got in where she proceeded to give me a rub down of note. Although not the youngest or best looking she most definitely had a trick or two up her sleeve that made for a very content hour, happy Birthday to me. Irony, she saw the camera and demanded I took her picture, go figure, so here some of them are fellow mongers. After we closed the place down at about 4am I headed back to the hotel.

Body Heat...on Bree St. but when I arrived the selection was not great 4 or 5 girls nothing great so I had a drink and left.

...Sunday, clubs and brothels are even worse I quickly discovered that all the places I knew or advertised in the Argus Newspaper were closed.

Originally posted in 2006/01 Isawal's Guide to South Africa 2006

Penthouse Dolls
Without signage this spot is easy to miss. It is situated off the corner of Strand and Loop streets next to the Steers Take away (a local fast food place open late that makes a better burger then McD). This place is one of my favourites and is fast becoming my CT local, definitely worth the effort to find. With different day and night shifts, it's open from 10am to 5am, no cover and no shows, but a decent bar and pool room. Very friendly staff and a true GFE place although the girls I've tried seem reluctant to book out (but maybe that's just me). It has really funky (in a good way) rooms with showers. R500 an hour. Tel: 021 422 0708

Body Heat
On Bree Street around the corner from Penthouse, this used to be THE place. I haven't booked a session there in a while. Was run down but I believe has been a through a revamp. Had an experience there a few years ago when one of the girls became overly possessive, and it became a little uncomfortable.

There are a lot of clubs in the same area as the above two that I have yet to try.

The Castle
Rated the best club in CT by the locals. On 101 Castle Street , no sighs so keep an eye out for the number. Only East European and Thai girls some real beauties nice set up. No door R500 an hour. Tel 021-426-1564 Call before you go can be empty at times.

Karin's Classique
In Sea Point between Regent Road and Beach Road at 10 Solomons Road with descent signage it's hard to miss. A smallish venue with a Bar and OK rooms. Lots of east European ladies and a smattering of locals, Malays and Thai. R50 door which they seem to be quick to waver. R750.00 for an hour. Telephone 021-439-9101

Paradise Penthouse
In town at Longmarket Street near Green Market Square. If Jaguar ever came to South Africa I would take him here the best selection of upmarket black, coloured and Malay girls around nice bar and good rooms. No signage 157 Longmarket Street 6th Floor Telephone 0214220069 a nice point its open Sunday nights from 6pm. Website http://www.paradisepenthouse.co.za/ The girls on the sight are not the girls at the venue in a strange twist the girls at the venue where better isn't always the other way around?

Cape Ranch
5 years ago the Harper and Queen magazine rated this one of the best "men's clubs" in the world and its been relying on its reputation ever since R750 an hour paid at the door, includes drinks but if you don't like what you see no refunds. Telephone 021-987-3182

Cupit
72 Regent Rd Sea Point Telephone 021-434-4324. Took a look in on my last trip to Cape Town Looked like a real dive. http://cupids.co.za/

The Street
Same thoughts apply to CT as J'burg but the street is Main Road just before it comes into Sea Point.

Tale of three Titties
This is In answer to a questioned PM to me and might be of interest to visitors to Cape Town. There are three strip joints of note plus a chain of bars called Teasers operating in Cape Town.
I quick introduction to the strip club scene in Cape Town, in the main Strip Clubs do not offer full house service and the amount of cash and time you would have to invest to pull a dancer is really not worth the effort .for me these places are still cool ways to wile away part of the day before heading off to greener pastures and I do enjoy the company of the girls even if I am not going to get to spend some real quality time with them. There are usually three types of dance each lasting three songs 1. Table dance (R250-350) Private Dance (R400-550) Touch Dance (R500-1000)
Firstly Teasers, I don’t go there because I have met the owner and personally don’t like him or the way he operates his business. In all fairness it’s probably cheaper then any of the places listed below,
Now the big two;
Mavericks Revue Bar.
Barrack Street, right next to the Police station.
http://www.mavericks.co.za/
Entrance R50-R100 depending on the day
This club is well laid out on three levels the more you pay the high you go. There are always around 100 ladies in attendance, mostly East European, young and good looking. But the place is a money pit drinks are over priced and the girls do not sit around, the traditional greeting here is “ Hi me Savanna, you want a dance?” say no and she is out of there like the flash. It gets a bit tedious then this happens about 20-30 times wile you are sitting around trying to watch the stage dances and enjoy your overpriced drink.
A cautionary tale about this club, the first time I visited this club was on the recommendation of a friend who is a VIP member and goes to Maverick at leased a few times a week. A mate and I stopped past we where there for about 3 hours one girl each, no dances but tipping the girls regularly for their time and a few drinks. They knew we where out of towners and they tried to shake us down for R10 000.00. We tried to sort the bill out our selves and things got nasty very quickly so I called the friend who had recommended the place a quick talk on the cell to one of their regulars and the bill was cut in half, still not a cheap experience. Since then I have only been there sparingly and with my mate who is a member.

House of Rasputin
56 New Market St. Tel 021-461-2262
http://www.rasputin.co.za
Entrance R50-R100 depending on the day
Open Monday through Saturday, closed Sunday
In the interest of full disclosure I am a member of this club and if you are looking for me at about 3am in the morning wile I am in Cape Town odds are you will find me here. Its just my place to unwind and chill out after a semi hard day of work.

The place is well arranged with a good bar, couches and tables around the large stage and kiosks along the far wall. There is also a Russian themed VIP room which in all fairness is hardly ever used.
There are fewer girls here then Mavericks and more of a mix, the East Europeans are well represented, but you will find a few locals as well as a few Thais wondering about. The attitude of the girls here is , in general, light years ahead of mavericks and it is much more of a GFE, in fact seeing you are not going to get laid its more of a WE (wife experience) ...but a good one, and the food here isn’t bad either.
Dances here range from R350 for a table dance to R550 for a touch dance. I have my regulars and a bill here including drinks and about 5hours of company including tips runs about R1500-R2000 per evening. I know I could get laid for less then half the price, but I don’t see why one event excluded the other.
The new place
Arabesque Revue Bare
10 Burg St, Tel 021-422-3711
Entrance R50 (?)
Arabesque Revue Bare has been open less then 3 months, its smaller then either Rasputin’s or Mavericks and is spread out over three floors. The night I was there it was pretty quite and only the ground floor was open. I was taken on a tour of the place and the upstairs area was quite nicely laid out with couchers obliviously intended for those intermit getting to know you sessions. The downstairs has a Arabian night theme, as the name suggests but is comfortable and relaxed. There were about a dozen girls working a mix of all types as far as I could see some real cuties and some major dogs. The girl that joined me was Bulgarian and among the hottest girls I have ever seen. I tried my luck a few times but she rebuffed my advances with “I am a dancer not a prostitute” in a sexy, disapproving gruff East European accent that made me try numerous different negotiating tactics all of which ended with “I am a dancer not a prostitute”. Unfortunately she will be on leave then I am next in Cape Town.
The was a black girl here, a part time opera singer that if Jag ever visits South Africa I will have to introduce him to, it will be love at first sight.
The dances start at about R200 for a table dance and up to a rather steep R1000 for a touch dance.

This place is nice but was very quite for a Saturday night, I hope it survives.
Well I hope that answers the question .

Hmmmmm, maybe one of these days I'll have to check out the other SA.

Isawal I must thank you for your excellent advice for Durban SA. I was there for 12 days and the expeience was great. Although my wife accompanied me for a conference at the ICC (intenational conference center) I found that most of the mongering goes on in the daytime anyway.

trip report to follow

Hi Tonguefu
I was wondering what happened to you, I look forward to reading all about your adventures then you post your report. Maybe on your next trip you will stop in J'burg and I can buy you a drink.

Isawal I must say that South Africa tour guides are really not needed. Pussy can be found everywhere in Durban. I never spent more than 500 rand for premium snatch, with the average at 300 rand. What a fucking bargain. The taxi drivers and your advise made this trip memorable.

Tonguefu
I just answer the questions asked of me, I think there is a little more interest in South Africa because of the FEFA soccer next year. I am still waiting for your trip report but I have often written that if Colombia and Vietnam are mongering destinations then ZA kills with more selection, better facilities and never to be under estimated the ladies mostly speak English.