Advice for a Newbie from an expert like Porker etc.
Webmaster: HombrePosted by Suzuki on May 17, 2004 - 13:29 pm
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Howdy, I'm a newbie to mongering and am looking for a bit of advice on some basics of mongering and this website. A couple of buddies came down to SD for the Raiders v. Bucs Superbowl, and went into TJ only to come back saying this place Adelitas was fantastic. So I decided to give it a try (over a year later). This website had a lot of good info, unfortunately some of it is hard to follow. First, is it really possible to go from chica to chica looking for the right one without getting "stink eye" from the ones you just turned down? Once one girl wander up and began rubbin on my unit, it seemed like it would be rude to move on to another one. Well, I paid for it. A day chica named Veronica or Victoria was probably about a 6. She was sorta big with a scar on her stomach, but real nice big natural tits, and she had dirty blond hair. Very nice and all, but I would have preferred one of the little hard bodies wandering around. (Although one site had a good suggestion, DO NOT STOP MOVING AROUND AB UNTIL YOU ARE READY TO PICK so they can't corner you and run up on a stationary target Second, how much Spanish should you really know? I did o.k. with Victoria, although she looked at me like a dog that had just been told a funny joke when I asked her to hold on a second so I didn't jizz too soon. After that I'm stuck moving her around to finish off, because the ride just freakin' stopped. I figured some more spanish might have helped here (and the other Chica Uneva (Sp?) had virtually no English skills except for dollar amounts). Third, where are the good threads to find info on this site for newbies? Most of the ones I've seen usually have the basics but have been essentially abandoned for a year or more. Fourth, (which is essentially related to the 3rd) is some discussion on why some places are so much better than others. From the pictures posted the chicas from Brasil look INCREDIBLE with nice fake racks and dynamite behinds. Are there really that many hot chicas running around Brasil? Plus, do they really "sell it" on the beach? Finally, it looks like the Brasil chicas don't speak English or Spanish, are we really supposed to try to learn Portugese? Aren't there any American oriented places that speak at least a little English? Oh yeah, isn't Brasil now photographing and taking fingerprints of American's in relation for our border policies? A little advice would be nice. Just point me in the right direction if you will. thanks, Suzuki
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